My girlfriend and other sexual lesbian things.

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

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chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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threedaysdisgrace:

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

In America, most schools begin class in August.

so August is like that sunday night when you realize you didnt do anything and start to panic

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mayahansens:

the sickest burn in all of television history

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opalowleyes:

officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

Being from Tennessee I can confirm this is all true

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“The most important thing you can give someone is your attention.”
— my psychology professor  (via foxgrl)

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

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“Maybe if I masturbate enough my responsibilities will disappear”
— me, everyday (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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